Samir: In…in these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women? And I was told… Nina: Just pass. I hope your firings go really, really well. Layoffs are in the air at his corporation, and with two co-workers both of whom are slated for the chute he devises a scheme to skim funds from company accounts. Joanna: About an hour ago. With well-drawn characters and situations instantly familiar to the white-collar milieu, he captures the joylessness of many a cube denizen's work life to a T. Problem is solved from your end. Then you just walk out of the car and embarrass me in front of my friends.
This Mike Judge-directed comedy was more of a fantasy ride than the race scene in The Phantom Menace. What has gotten into you? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh. Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be. I have eight different bosses right now.
I mean, look at me. What's this I hear about you having problems with your T. Milton Waddams: I wanted to see you because… Bill Lumbergh: Say, Milton, you know what would be great? Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses, Bob. Joanna: Uhh…well, so what do you wanna do? Peter Gibbons: Yeah Joanna: Okay. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
Joanna: So, where do you work, Peter? If you wish to disable cookies, you may do so through your individual browser options. It's that I just don't care. I'm the exact same way. Can we order lunch first? I deal with the bleepdamn customers so the engineers don't have to. Stan: What do you think of a person who only does the bare minimum? Is today the worst day of your life? The worst they would ever do is they would put you for a couple of months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort! You know the pennies that are for everybody? Peter Gibbons: Well those are whole pennies, right? I'd say in a givin week, I probably do about 15 minutes of real, actual work. Peter Gibbons: I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu. And, uh, after that I just sort of space out for about an hour.
Bob Porter: Are you any relation to the pop singer? Please be aware that we are not responsible for the privacy practices of such other sites. Milton: I could set the building on fire. Let me tell you about T. Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I thought you were going to come in here and start shooting. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally. Peter Gibbons: First I'm gonna take you out to dinner, and then I'm gonna go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu.
Uh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those T. I know how you get depressed about your job and all, and I just wanted you to know that I know how you feel. And then, invariably, whatever you'd say, that was supposed to be your career. Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? So if you could be here around nine, that would be great. We have reviewed our partners privacy policies to ensure that they comply with similar policies in order to ensure your data security. The first thing we gotta do is we gotta close that account down before it gets any bigger. Data Shared with Third Parties We do not sell or rent your personal data to third parties.
If you had a million dollars, y-you'd do two chicks at the same time? Peter Gibbons: She does, does she? All sound files are for educational, research, criticism, or review for movie purchase purposes. . If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great. Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face.
Anne wants me to go. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. I want you to do something for me, Peter. But we do it from a much bigger tray and we do it a couple a million times.