Travis Cole: You see, once you stopped my bulldozer from leveling that old lady's house, I couldn't just let you get away with it. These sexy quotes will probably not be appreciated. Man, I hate the fact that we have to destroy her grandmother's building. But the lack of respect hurts the second most. Now keep calm and grab a cold beverage. It's laugh a minute stuff, serving up a lot of crude humour with a few daft situations which cannot fail to draw a snigger. ! Heather the Bearded Lady: Hey baby.
Creepy Harry: Lord knows I have. Mitch: You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Warning: do not use this for coming Valentines day. Sam: Yeah, whatever, but we're not leaving here 'til we get our fifty grand. In fact it turned out to be the funniest film that I have seen for a long while. Mitch: No, no, no, I was talking to someone else.
Oh yeah, and remember in the twelfth grade, you had sex with her? What are you doing here? His gambling-addicted doctor Chevy Chase offers to get him to the top of the transplant list, but names a price none of them can afford. They may not have been the toughest kids, but they brought justice to anyone who picked on them with their clever and hilarious pranks. Like, like the guy who first thought of delivering pizza to people's houses. Mitch and Sam have all but retired from pulling pranks when the abusive boss at their movie theater job Don Rickles pushes them too far. Farthing: Hindsight is twenty-twenty, my friend.
Mitch on tape: Note to self: Making love to blow-up doll not as good as advertised. Sam: Did you ever say that you can see why women find Sean Connery sexy? Sam: Who's gonna hire us? Mitch, uh, did you ever rob a bank? Sam: Son of a bitch! Good luck trying to prove it. Sam: Yeah, I guess it is cool. I was just making sure that the reel had. If somebody messed with me, no problem. This alien looks just like a hot guy! Except for the… except for the other thing. Sam: Hey doc, what happened to your foot? Do you have your own dirty quotes? Do you also want to become the to win every girl or guy for you!? Mitch: Hey, I'm just messin' with you, Jimmy.
But it does change things. You ever had a chick with a beard before? So I figured out a way for you to help me and hurt you at the same time. I guess I showed you guys a thing or two about dirty work. Way out of line, way out of line! I saw how you and your friend saved that woman's house. To get you started Quotes for Bros will freshen up your mind for the next minutes with the 32 filthiest, sexiest and dirtiest Quotes of all Time for Bros and their Girls. Mitch: I tell you what. You know what hurts the most is the… the lack of respect! Share them with other Bros who will love this and enjoy.
? Hey, Mazetti, get Jimmy a beer on me. And worst of all, I take crap from absolutely everybody. The cast is filled with Saturday Night Live alumni, including appearances by Chris Farley and Adam Sandler, and Traylor Howard plays Kathy, Mitch's love interest. Sam: My dad boned his mom. Kathy: You two are brothers? Sam: Did you ever climb Mount Everest? Mitch: Yes it was, it was a dead hooker! Mitch: Hey, why are you here? Mitch: Oh hey, by the way, Travis, do you remember, uh, do you remember when you said this? Not only will your mind get in going with these sexy quotes, your libido too. What are you so jumpy about? I saw you down there. Mitch: What are ya talking about? Can you believe these characters? Travis Cole: Gentlemen, if you're interested, I think I have a job for you.
It's a long shot, but if they can make this new business work they can raise the money to save Pops. Or, uh, the guy who invented crack. . Mitch: Oh, Sam, I have a feeling that people are gonna pay us a lot of money to do their dirty work. It will about to explode! Need to get ready for that sexy date? Mitch: Hell, I know a dead hooker when I see one. Well, it was really a bunch of trouble for nothing, because we were already brothers. Mitch: Sam, tonight we make a wad of cash for doing something that comes natural to us, you know? Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.
Sam: I never heard of a revenge-for-hire business. He and Sam open Dirty Work , a revenge for hire business. Maybe it's your, your lifelong pattern of random assault. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Millionaire real-estate developer Travis Cole Christopher McDonald is bothered when Mitch and Sam interfere with his plan to wipe a woman's home out of existence.
Sam: Well, like remember the second grade, when we used those rusty soda can tops to become blood brothers? Mitch: Oh, uh, sorry, I… Musta gone too far there. To make things even worse, Sam's father, the man who taught them to stand up for themselves, is dying of heart failure. Martin: Yeah, we're more the broken, spiritless, I've-lost-the-will-to-live type homeless guys. Mitch: How about for two dollars? Mitch: Exactly - we'd be the first! Farthing: I know there's really nobody to blame for this but myself, well, I don't know, maybe the Buffalo Bills, the Boston Red Sox, or Mr. Mitch: Wait a minute, Mr T.