Phil has a new client whom he tries to hide from his wife because she's attractive, while Claire would rather keep her hot yoga instructor a secret. Elsewhere, Haley, Alex and Luke are surprised when Uncle Mitchell comes over to cash in on the birthday coupon they gave him for a belated celebration, so they scramble and end up on an impromptu tour of celebrity homes. With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert and convinced there is a mole in the company. Jay needs help to find the identity of an online troll. Jay and Gloria look at pre-schools for Joe and get a rude awakening after they realize the competitive wait list to get in. Meanwhile, the family are also preoccupied with their own agendas Mitch and Cam determined to make up for their bad caroling performance from last year. Meanwhile, Joe is going through a fussy phase, and Jay and Gloria are beyond sleep deprived, so they both cut some corners that they know the other would not like and go to great lengths not to get caught.
Elsewhere, Gloria invites a new couple over even after Jay has made it clear he doesn't want to make any new friends, but when the husband turns out to be a real guy's guy, Jay might be eating crow. Claire, meanwhile, is nervous about pitching her new closet ideas to Jay and his creative team, and for good reason it seems. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later. Season: 7 Episode: 10 Series: Episode Name: The Dunphy kids make a last-minute birthday surprise for Mitchell, and run into Ray Liotta. Cameron's sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but her emotional outbursts are driving Mitchell crazy. Newly into retirement, Jay decides to get a new hobby - piloting a plane - but the danger puts Cameron into a tailspin of worry. Meanwhile, Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing her hot sauce recipe.
Unbeknownst to him, Claire has a secret weapon called a personal assistant. Now that Claire has been running the closet business for a while, she and Phil have fallen into a new rhythm, with Claire assumingthe role of the wheeling and dealing breadwinner and Phil as the invisible housewife, but Phil will not stand for being ignored and underappreciated for long. Claire asks Phil to not pick up the bill at lunch. . Phil is all in on project hatch-the-duck-eggs, even building a whole habitat for them -- no one else is as enthused about this project and Lily is the only one suckered into helping him.
Mitch and Cam grasp at straws trying to salvage Lily's birthday party where the most popular girl at school is in attendance, and Haley turns up the seduction efforts with Andy. Before Claire officially takes over Jay's closet business, she decides she must get the house in order and make the family clean out the clutter; unfortunately, Phil and Luke can't bear to part with anything, and Alex digs up old feelings when she finds Sanjay's sweatshirt. Cam has an accident while forcing Lily to learn how to ride a bike. Elsewhere, Haley and Alex meet up and counsel each other on their boy problems. Language: English Subtitle Name: Modern.
Jay is uncomfortable with the father of Joe's new play date. The kids could not be happier, but Phil could not be more frustrated. Unfortunately, her evasive behavior only makes Phil try even harder to shower her with more attention. Cam and Mitch disagree over which of their friends to invite to their party, so could Gloria help mediate? A huge thunder storm brings wide power outages and the whole family congregates at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay has one foot out the door desperately trying to make it to a reunion with some old Navy buddies. Language: English Subtitle Name: Modern Family S07E10 f. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be the hero and redeem himself after a very embarrassing public panic attack earlier, but only causes more headaches for everyone. Luke and Manny go a little girl crazy; Gloria gets stuck in coach; and Alex gets caught up in the romance of the train herself.
Cam helps Lily with a new crush. Jay is resistant to the whole experience and can't get away fast enough; Mitch and Cam decide to keep it very surface level so they can come off as super stable; and Phil and Claire also make it competitive and strive to be the best and strongest couple of the group. Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it from Phil while she tries to find its owner. And Haley and Dylan have an awkward encounter with Andy and Beth at the movies. Meanwhile, Jay lets his jealousy get the best of him when a life-size cutout of Gloria for her grocery store hot sauce display solicits all kinds of unsavory attention from men, so he enlists Manny as his accomplice in a poorly orchestrated heist.
Claire and Mitchell work on their toast while Phil and Cam geek out over their favorite author, who is also on the train. Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, the only problem is that they are both so ridiculously tired but try to push through it. Things quickly escalate, though, as junk starts flying. And Cameron rents out their upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band. And elsewhere, Gloria wants to connect with Jay more and decides to pick up his favorite game of golf, and ropes Mitchell into teaching her. Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, which proves to be pretty hazardous for Gloria, Manny and Joe.
Gloria won a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famed doctor and author Debra Radcliffe, whose self-help book 'Clean Out Your Junk Drawer' encourages people get out all their emotional junk to become healthier people and in turn better partners and spouses. And Haley and Andy go on a wild night bender. Sick of having the ducklings around the house, Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help expedite the ducks leaving the nest while Phil is off visiting Alex at college. Dede is getting remarried, and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Season: 7 Episode: 16 Series: Episode Name: Phil hides a secret about his new client from Claire, but Claire has her own secret about her yoga instructor.